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LOGAN ROCKWELL is our sad boy MC, a daydreamer and hopeless romantic. As we follow Logan through his life, we get a peek into his thoughts, some bright and conscious, some obfuscated by the dark place from which they rise. He seems perpetually tormented by paranoia, which he soothes through various distractions.

Logan's sister, SERENITY ROCKWELL - better known by her nickname, Riley, or by her online handle, prettySpine - is her brother's opposite, a carefree and charismatic mischief maker. Talented but unambitious, her greatest dream is to be one of those ultra rich celebrities famous for "doing nothing". She has achieved a fairly successful career as an internet personality with content focused on pranks/cons, shock, sexuality, and the macabre.

Their mother, CAROLYN ROCKWELL, is a workaholic math wiz and ethical black hole. She's a big name in the finance industry, praised by her peers as an economic genius. Her published works detailing her "insider knowledge" has made her something of a national celebrity.

JAMIE RAMIREZ is an aspiring movie director and long-time friend of Logan's. He lives with his grandmother and makes a meager living selling consultation services to other content creators.

FRANCESCA DEFELICE is Riley's behind-the-scenes business associate. She's an off-putting character with a mighty case of resting bitch face.

AARON JOHNSON is another long-time friend of Logan and Jamie's, a quiet guy who smokes like a chimney and just wants to have a nice chill time.

OTHER STARS:
Prudence Jeff, porn star legend
Dana Jennings, bad influence
January, weird boy
Jaclyn Kama, literally the worst
April Boone, walking existential crisis
Phillippe, the professional
Ramona Underwood, tiniest domme
Yaniv Nabari, hedonist playboy
Nortrom Gyllenhaal, activist & sperm donor
Isi Rhoades, perfect sunflower

GUEST STARS:
Zel Saunders, a gloomy college student borrowed from dvatox
Elijah and Michael Flynn, twins borrowed from safirewitch
Isaac Pecora, pretentious film student also borrowed from safirewitch
Tabbris, tycoon heir once again visiting from the brilliant mind of safirewitch
Boris Zherdev, local pervert & doppleganger of Jackarais' character Morris